101+ Funny Good Morning Quotes, Wishes & Messages

Here are the best collections of funny good morning quotes and messages. Wish your friends and family make them a fresh morning feeling and a fun day. Also share on Whatsapp status, Facebook, Instagram, and other social media platforms.

Do you wish me a good morning, or mean that it is a good morning whether I want it or not; or that you feel good this morning; or that it is a morning to be good on.

My alarm clock is clearly jealous of my amazing relationship with my bed.

There are two ways of waking up in the morning. One is to say, ‘Good morning, God’ and the other is to say, ‘Good God, morning!

Good Morning, lazy! May this day be full of productivity…from someone else! Obviously, not you!

A man is a success if he gets up in the morning and gets to bed at night, and in between, he does what he wants to do.

Good morning. Start the day with a fart just like any other day!

Never face facts; if you do you’ll never get up in the morning

I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly

Life kisses our faces every morning. Yet, between morning and evening, she laughs at our sorrows

Good Morning! Parting from your best friend can be difficult… but I am sure you will go back to bed, in no time!

Every morning is a beautiful morning.

Funny Good Morning Quotes

The morning sun is calling me. I just decided to answer another day. Good morning!

Morning is wonderful. Its only drawback is that it comes at such an inconvenient time of day

Today’s goals: Coffee and kindness. Maybe two coffees and then the kindness.

As you ramble through life, whatever your goal; keep your eye on the doughnut, and not upon the hole

As the day begins, remember that I am your friend…you’re welcome!

I get up every morning, and it’s going to be a great day.

Good morning. Have a cup of coffee and start your engines because it’s still a long way before you reach the weekend.

Every single day I wake up and make up my mind that I am going to work really hard. Then my mind laughs at me and says ‘Good joke.’ Then we laugh for some more time and I go back to bed.

Any morning the good Lord lets you open your eyes that’s a day He has something for you to do

Good Morning to a friend who starts each day by asking important questions: Should I get up at ten or eleven? Is there pizza left over from last night? Have a good day, deep thinker

Smile in the mirror. Do that every morning and you’ll start to see a big difference in your life

Smile right when you wake up because soon enough, you’ll realize it’s not a weekend yet. Good morning!

I hate when I dream of alarm clocks going off

Mornings are pure evil from the pits of hell, which is why I don’t do them anymore

My future starts when I wake up every morning

Your morning should begin with a message from a friend who really cares about you…but that’s not happening, today! Take care, I guess!

Every morning I start off with a good head on my shoulders, saying to myself, ‘It’s going to be a good day

Always harbor positivity in your mind because you will never find it in the real world. Good morning. Have a great day

Moist groaned. It was the crack of seven and he was allergic to the concept of two seven o’clocks in one day

The lawyer’s first thought in the morning is how to handle the case of the ringing alarm clock.

Before you put on a frown, make absolutely sure there are no smiles available

Good Morning to someone I would like to consider to be a friend. Don’t get too excited. I stated that I would like to

Let me wake up next to you, have coffee in the morning, and wander through the city with your hand in mine, and I’ll be happy for the rest of my little life

Love is blind until I wake up and see your face in the morning

Some people wake up drowsy. Some people wake up energized. I wake up dead

Wonder what would happen if, some morning, we’d wake up and say, “Anything I can do for You today, Lord

Good Morning to someone who sets, when the sun rises, and rises, when the sun sets! Pretty sure you’ve got that backward, friend! Have a nice nap

In these times you have to be an optimist to open your eyes when you awake in the morning

Sending you a good morning message in the wake of the day and hoping it’s not the only GOOD you see today

The morning will come, it has no choice

A friend is someone who you think of right when you wake up.

Getting a good start in the morning is the difference between having a mentally and physically good day and a terrible day

Friend, someday you will be a morning person! But, not today. Go back to sleep!

When the sun came up I couldn’t tell where heaven stopped and the Earth began.

I was about to say ‘shut up and go to sleep’ to all the early risers, but it’s not socially acceptable. So, good morning!

Everyone wants me to be a morning person. I could be one, only if morning began after noon

Yes, I was thinking of you and wondering if you were alive or not. Good morning!

Funny but true words of wisdom for your day. Go that extra mile it will make more difference than you realize!

Let me Finish my Coffee First and nobody gets hurt. Have a Good Morning!

I love that this morning’s sunrise does not define itself by last night’s sunset

Good morning to the one who just earned one more day to have the privilege of spending time with me. I love you.

So far as I know, anything worth hearing is not usually uttered at seven o’clock in the morning; and if it is, it will generally be repeated at a more reasonable hour for a larger and more wakeful audience

I heard you’re having a tough time with your alarm clock.

You cannot get to the top by sitting on your bottom.

Good Morning to a friend who does not know when to quit, mainly because he never starts! Have a restful day.

Morning is wonderful. Its only drawback is that it comes at such an inconvenient time of day.

Good morning, dear. I know you have so many goals to start the day with. Rising early is not one of them.

Good morning is a contradiction of terms.

It happens when you’re having an affair with your bed. Good morning mate!

It’s how do you say “good morning” to the people along the way, and it’s how you face your troubles whenever your skies are gray

Good Morning to my friend! Here is to forgetting about responsibilities and relaxing, all day! You know, the same thing that you do, every day

Each morning we are born again. What we do today is what matters most.

I was the richest person in the world, and then it happened. The alarm bell rang. Good morning

There should be a rule against people trying to be funny before the sun comes up

Have a good cup of coffee and get your engine started because you’re

It is difficult to steer a parked car, so get moving

Good Morning to a friend who never stresses about anything, because you are always asleep!

Everyone should experience sunrise at least once a day

The saddest part of the morning is waking up and realizing it’s not a holiday. Gonna spend the whole day with the same old routine. Good morning!

I love the early hours of the day. It’s a nice place to visit but I wouldn’t want to live there.

Good morning and thank you for one more day of knowing me to the core but still not leaving me. You’re a good friend indeed!

Lose an hour in the morning and you’ll be running after it all-day

You know I’m a true peacekeeper, but let me finish my coffee first and nobody gets hurt! Have a Good Morning afterward.

The brain is a wonderful organ; it starts working the moment you get up in the morning and does not stop until you get into the office

Every morning is a blessing only if you don’t have an alarm clock by your bed. With an alarm clock, it’s a curse. Good morning

Birds scream at the top of their lungs in horrified hellish rage every morning at daybreak to warn us all of the truth, but sadly we don’t speak bird

Your good morning text and a cup of coffee make a perfect combination of happiness in the morning! Good morning sweetheart

Lost time is like a run in a stocking. It always gets worse. Anne Morrow Lindbergh All women can relate to this saying. Use your time today efficiently, don’t let it get away from you!

Good morning to a friend who knows me to the core, yet for some reason still sticks around. Here’s to another day full of laughter and fun!

The sun has not caught me in bed in fifty years

If you think you didn’t have enough sleep last night, don’t worry, you still have your chance to take some mid-day naps later.

Keep the dream alive: Hit the snooze button.

You really need to learn how to wake up early and make a fragrant cup of coffee for your boyfriend. Good morning!

Our snooze button does not have the power to delay the sun from rising in the morning. Time simply does not wait for anyone

Knock, Knock! Who’s there? Your friend! My friend who? Your friend who needs a key so I can drag you out of bed in the morning, sleepy head!

Waking up this morning, I smile. 24 brand new hours are before me. I vow to live fully in each moment

Wake up and welcome one more unproductive, leisurely day that comes with nothing for you but leaves with a promise of another similar one.

Progress isn’t made by early risers. It’s made by lazy men trying to find easier ways to do something

Your kiss is my favorite thing in the morning, besides your hug. Am I getting them today or not? Good morning sweetheart!

Yesterday is over, and yes it may have been a great day. But don’t slack off this morning, each day is an opportunity to be the best you can be!

Ugh, is it morning? Not again! It’s almost as if the moon comes out to let us just wink instead of getting a full night’s sleep.

Morning comes whether you set the alarm or not

Life is full of stress and troubles. If you want to have a good day, don’t get off your bed. Keep sleeping until you die and stop life from happening to you!

Mornings are pure evil from the pits of hell, which is why I don’t do them anymore.

It was a dream where you and I were spending some time together. Then the alarm clock interfered, and thank God for saving me!

You’ve got to get up every morning with determination if you’re going to go to bed with satisfaction.

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